Question. Are condoms effective if used under water, like in a bathtub with the privates submerged? What if we go unprotected? Can conception occur, or will the water dilute the spermatic fluid?

Answer. The condom will be effective under water unless
you lose erection and it floats away. Of
course, conception can occur. Your
sperms will be snugly around the
uterus mouth, deep in the vagina. The
excess will keep you both company.